Curtis: I want you listin to this song!
Me: Haha, wtf. Why would I list a song? I'm not a vh1 countdown
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Panic! Is the Disco
Via textage:
Curtis: Hey my little disco that never panics!
Me: Hey! Funny nickname, isn't it? I panic ALL the time. It's ironic... OMG PEOPLE ARE COMING! DOES THIS DISCO BALL MAKE ME LOOK FAT?!
Curtis: Lmao just a little round at the hips no big deal let them see yo hips swing! *high pitch voice included*
Me: A LITTLE ROUND?! I HOPE THE OTHERS THINK SO! Where the hell is the DJ?! That man with the afro is tickling my esophagus. I THINK I'M GOING TO PUKE COLORS!
Curtis: Hey my little disco that never panics!
Me: Hey! Funny nickname, isn't it? I panic ALL the time. It's ironic... OMG PEOPLE ARE COMING! DOES THIS DISCO BALL MAKE ME LOOK FAT?!
Curtis: Lmao just a little round at the hips no big deal let them see yo hips swing! *high pitch voice included*
Me: A LITTLE ROUND?! I HOPE THE OTHERS THINK SO! Where the hell is the DJ?! That man with the afro is tickling my esophagus. I THINK I'M GOING TO PUKE COLORS!
Generic
Via txt:
Rishan: What's up?
Me: Nothing much, in the car.
Rishan: Heading home?
Me: I have no clue
Rishan: You and your lack of direction
Me: I'd make the most pathetic seeing dog ever.
Rishan: Your that weird dog that lives in the suburbs
Me:What? No... I'm that weird dog that roams around town, often seen chasing its tail and sleeping in alley ways. But beloved by kids!
Rishan: Haha, ya you win. Now do you fall for the rich high class dog or do i do?
Me: YOU fall in love with the cat that lives in the suburbs. The kind that's fed canned cat food, groomed, and sometimes dressed up. You sneak into the suburbs to see her, yet she's confused about where she stands in society and where you do. She questions this, yet only acts herself around you.
Me: I, however, fall for that other dog that chases its own tail as well. We meet while fighting over some fish bone scraps.
Rishan: The lone wolf now forsakes his lone status and resists the urge to plow alley cats
Me: You just took a possible Disney movie plot and turned into some weird beastiality internet video.
Rishan: What's up?
Me: Nothing much, in the car.
Rishan: Heading home?
Me: I have no clue
Rishan: You and your lack of direction
Me: I'd make the most pathetic seeing dog ever.
Rishan: Your that weird dog that lives in the suburbs
Me:What? No... I'm that weird dog that roams around town, often seen chasing its tail and sleeping in alley ways. But beloved by kids!
Rishan: Haha, ya you win. Now do you fall for the rich high class dog or do i do?
Me: YOU fall in love with the cat that lives in the suburbs. The kind that's fed canned cat food, groomed, and sometimes dressed up. You sneak into the suburbs to see her, yet she's confused about where she stands in society and where you do. She questions this, yet only acts herself around you.
Me: I, however, fall for that other dog that chases its own tail as well. We meet while fighting over some fish bone scraps.
Rishan: The lone wolf now forsakes his lone status and resists the urge to plow alley cats
Me: You just took a possible Disney movie plot and turned into some weird beastiality internet video.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Failure
I absolutely hate when pencils run out of eraser.
It's like saying,
It's okay to make mistakes, just not that many.
It's like saying,
It's okay to make mistakes, just not that many.
Monday, December 8, 2008
Second To Nun
Remember all those times you've yelled, "Get A Job, You Lazy Bum!"?
I finally listened!
And I now work for the Round Table Knight.
Who wouldn't?
I finally listened!
And I now work for the Round Table Knight.
Who wouldn't?
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