Tuesday, April 7, 2009

FaF

Curtis: I want you listin to this song!

Me: Haha, wtf. Why would I list a song? I'm not a vh1 countdown

Panic! Is the Disco

Via textage:

Curtis: Hey my little disco that never panics!

Me: Hey! Funny nickname, isn't it? I panic ALL the time. It's ironic... OMG PEOPLE ARE COMING! DOES THIS DISCO BALL MAKE ME LOOK FAT?!

Curtis: Lmao just a little round at the hips no big deal let them see yo hips swing! *high pitch voice included*

Me: A LITTLE ROUND?! I HOPE THE OTHERS THINK SO! Where the hell is the DJ?! That man with the afro is tickling my esophagus. I THINK I'M GOING TO PUKE COLORS!

Generic

Via txt:

Rishan: What's up?

Me: Nothing much, in the car.

Rishan: Heading home?

Me: I have no clue

Rishan: You and your lack of direction

Me: I'd make the most pathetic seeing dog ever.

Rishan: Your that weird dog that lives in the suburbs

Me:What? No... I'm that weird dog that roams around town, often seen chasing its tail and sleeping in alley ways. But beloved by kids!

Rishan: Haha, ya you win. Now do you fall for the rich high class dog or do i do?

Me: YOU fall in love with the cat that lives in the suburbs. The kind that's fed canned cat food, groomed, and sometimes dressed up. You sneak into the suburbs to see her, yet she's confused about where she stands in society and where you do. She questions this, yet only acts herself around you.

Me: I, however, fall for that other dog that chases its own tail as well. We meet while fighting over some fish bone scraps.

Rishan: The lone wolf now forsakes his lone status and resists the urge to plow alley cats

Me: You just took a possible Disney movie plot and turned into some weird beastiality internet video.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Failure

I absolutely hate when pencils run out of eraser.

It's like saying,

It's okay to make mistakes, just not that many.

Verbal Braile

I wonder if blind people who know morse code, feel mocked by woodpeckers.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Second To Nun

Remember all those times you've yelled, "Get A Job, You Lazy Bum!"?

I finally listened!

And I now work for the Round Table Knight.
Who wouldn't?

Wanna Know How Much Of A Loser I Am?

I found a typo.
In my history textbook.